shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

(Source: precipitates, via l-oser-s)

hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

(via how-clovely)